snitewing:

So all you lovelies can wear flower crowns and be cute

z-co:

one of my coworkers got a call (i work in a call center/tech support) from a customer that was really scared because supposedly the mafia was hacking her computer and they were stalking her…when finally my coworker took remote control of the computer he couldn’t stop laughing because

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Are you serious I cant post pictures on text anymore on cell

Oh no

memeking69:

when youre home alone and you hear a sound

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stopwhitepeopleforever:

animegeek1130:

stopwhitepeopleforever:

iloveitwhenyoucallmebigappa:

thedeviousplot:

leunq:

wtf

wtf

get the fuck out

I want Plankton to plow my ass into the 4th dimension, I want my ass to be the reason he doesn’t give up when he fails to steal the krabby patty formula, I want you to send me to bikini bottom with 40 tanks of oxygen cause I’m gonna be on that dick for 40 days and 40 nights and then some I don’t give a fuck I’ll die riding that dick

please calm down ma’m

I’m a guy

madoka-kaname:

songs for when you’re so full of love you might float away if you’re not anchored down (listen)

stoned-levi:

if aoba can get laid in that jacket then there is most definitely hope for you stay confident 

im 11 and i eat weed every day fuck you

staff:

starting today all blogs without the following images will be deleted within 24 hours

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Me: *bites into Chilean Pepper*
Me: oh no ive made a mistake